What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is it legal to record a conversation with a therapist without their consent or the consent of the other person involved?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

After a few moments he returns.

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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